Well, I am finally home semi-caught up on sleep so I figured I would post a quick wrap-up of DefCon16.
Defcon16 had a really good schedule this year, and as such I attended some great talks, and some that sounded good that ended up no-so-great. But hey that is pretty much how it always goes. The talks that specifically stick out in my mind are Satan is on my friends list, Sniffing Cable Modems, Shifting the Focus of WiFi Security, Malware Detection through Network Flow Analysis, and Next Generation Collaborative Reversing with IdaPro & CollabReate. If you presented and you didnt make this list dont get all butt-hurt about it — I probably either chose wrong and didn’t go to yours, or was simply too hung over to make it. (or it sucked
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Speaking of hung-over, I always find the most fulfilling side-effect of Defcon to be the social networking. It was wild hanging out & catching up with old friends and meeting a ton of new ones. Whether it was drinking Chimay in the VIP lounge at Body English, bar tending at someone else’s party, watching as my Driftnet wall move from sports and news to strictly PORN during the live podcast at 9:15PM, to watching the most spirited game of “Elevator Roulette” grow from 3 players to 20 after “the incident”, it was awesome partying with everyone like we have known each other for ages.
Speaking of the Podcaster’s Meetup, I got to give it up to Mubix for putting that together. It was cool hanging out with the guys from Network Security Podcast, Sploitcast, Securibit, Pauldotcom and Security Justice. If you happen to catch the podcast, the reason I wasn’t immediately available was because of the very indepth discussion on ozone oxygen replacement I was having with “Platinum”. If you met him you know what I mean — if not just go with it. Oh, also got to shout out to Jur1st for stepping up and talking about HackerSpaces & specifically the CCCKC. If you are in KC and read this kind of blog, you really need to get involved.
The I-Hacked party went OFF! It was a great success, I really got to give it up to the DJ’s: Great Scott!, Paul Vegasbreaks, & XMS you guys made the party! Also got to give a huge shout-out to Graffiti Research Lab for releasing your “L.A.S.E.R.” software! I think everyone who hit our party enjoyed tagging the CTF wall with their own graffiti. If the guy from GRL reads this send me an email (hevnsnt (a) i-hacked dotcom, got something for you.
Not going to give any shout-outs, cause I would hate to miss someone — but for those that hung out with me during DC16, I hope you had as much fun as I did. Oh, and I love my lanyard. (shout!
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Lets end this with some of my favorite quotes from DC16:
“I think someone picked the f**king locks and escaped onto the roof.”
“There were f**king midgets!!!!!!!”
“I need ten VIP passes”
“I’m oldskool ok, I’ve been here since defcon2….call russ”
“mayday naydyallay” (buahhahaha really everything @viperpu twitter’d)
“that sausage ain’t kosher” (wasnt there for that one, but damn thats funny)
and everyone’s favorite: “That was a dick move, but I need WAAAATER”
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